Wednesday, July 15, 2009

From There to Here and Here to There, The Vander Arks are Everywhere!


I jinxed our Land Rover in my last blog.. and for fear of more karmic retribution I have stayed away... Needless to say thanks to the hosts of Lawn Chairs and Living Rooms, pieces and parts of our "tour bus" have been replaced and we're still on the road.

Brian and The Verve Pipe headed to Italy and Spain to do a small USO tour. What an amazing opportunity for them, it's unfortunate that it was such a short amount of time. They were gone for about 5 days, during which they put on some amazing shows for the troops. The line up for the last few TVP shoes has been Donny Brown, Brian Vander Ark, John Conners, Doug Corella and Lou Musa. They are hard at work on their children's record which is going to knock everyone's socks off. It's completely enjoyable for the whole family.. which is a huge bonus for those of us who have endured hours of "kids bop's" hideous production and song selections. And unless Dan Zanes becomes the next Ryan Adams of the kids music scene we are going to need something fresh in the cd player. I think we can probably all look forward to hearing the record before the autumn comes. Hooray!

Brian continues to play an ungodly amount of shows.. It amazes me that he can multi task so well.. I have nearly given up knowing where we are going to be on any given day.. I just go with it.. After a neighbor of ours pointed out that she wanted to "slap me" every time I asked her what day it was, I've decided to just defer to Brian on our calendar at all times. I guess once pre-school begins I'll need to get my act together or else Evangeline's attendance record will be as bad as mine and Brian's was in school.

Brian celebrated Father's day and also his birthday on our last long trip down to Kansas City. I commissioned a painting by one of our new favorite artists Kate Cosgrove. Google her, you will be happy you did. You can purchase her amazing work on Etsy. com. Anyway, the painting was from an old picture taken of Evie asleep on Brian's chest during his "mountain man beard" period. Kate added in the lyrics to his song "Evangeline" and the result was pure loveliness! It was a hit.. Evie got him a pair of studio headphones to replace the pair she chewed through on the first leg of our summer tour. We enjoyed home made chocolate cake and then a field full of fireflies that glimmered in the southern Illinois sky. Back to the Airstream full, happy and in need of sleep. Shows in Kansas city were good. Back home again to slightly cooler Michigan.

By the way Michigan.. What the bleep is going on? I feel like I should be making a cuppa and sitting by the fire while Brian watches the Lion's lose in the other room. It is July you know. We should be sweltering not purchasing our fall wardrobe.

Well.. Miss Evangeline and I are off to the market to pick up some supper supplies.. Brian is on his way to Indianapolis. We look forward to having him to ourselves for a few days next week. That handsome devil sure is missed when he is away..

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

This is not a full fledged blog but a few tidbits I wanted to put down while I had a free moment.

After driving thousands of miles believe it our not Brian and I run out of things to talk about(Evie does not). A memorable Q and A we had recently stuck in my mind and I thought I would share:

Brian: How much do horses weigh?
Lux: I think between 800 and 1000 lbs.
Brian: If you started to picking up a foal when it was born, wouldn't it stand to reason that if you picked it up everyday until it was fully grown that you would be able to lift 1000 lbs?
Lux: No
Brian: Why?
Lux: Because the horse would get sick of you picking it up and would kick you.

We have been using my Blackberry to access Wikipedia on the road here's a list of our most recent searches:
German Settlers in Texas(There's a lot of german street names and city names)
Armadillos
Saguaro Cactus
Art Bell( I so miss him on Coast to Coast AM)
Gila Monsters

After the Episode of 30 Rock in which Jenna Malone uses bad Wikipedia information to create her character for her Janis Joplin Biopic I have to take all Wiki info with a grain of salt.
For Example, I suspect Armadillos can't really jump straight up 2 ft, this seems highly improbable for such a squat little creature.

Brian has asked me to list some of our current damages this tour:

-1 pair of sony studio headphones(chewed through by a bored toddler)
-At Least 4 panels of the Airstream, one outlet cover, one vent, and one spring rod for the sunshade.(Anyone driving the highway from Mill Spring, NC to Raleigh keep your eye out for it.
-1 hawk(hopefully not an endangered kind)
-Brian's glasses( He Magivered them into functionality)
-1 tire
- 3 Kidz Bop cd's(If recovered please do not return)

From the desert outside of Scottsdale, TTFN.. Heading to L.A. and San Diego next.
Lux

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mahalo, Y'all


Aloha! Blogging Is Hard Y'all!

We've had so many adventures since the last blog, it's hard to know where to begin. So I think I will just give you a run down of some of the highlights in quick, hopefully funny paragraphs.

Mai Tai, You Tai, We all Tai, Where am I?

We were all a little, what's the word, loopy, when we got into Hawaii. After what was about a 12 hour flight. Brian watched nearly every movie available on the plane.. I read an entire trashy novel(Finding Harry Winston?).. Some of the other band members were on our second flight from Milwaukee.. but we didn't really see them. So when we rolled into our hotel it was only 3pm Hawai'i time and it was like June our time we were ready to have a little cocktail and chill out. The open air bar at our hotel was serving 4$ Mai Tai's... So we all had one, which was surprisingly good and potent, and made us feel strongly that we should continue to partake in the island spirit. So after a few more we some how ended up at a really great restaurant and stuffed our selves.. We had a big group and it seems like there was a lot of time missing from the night.. did we wait for a table? Was I really trying to set the waitress up with Dougie? How did we get back to the hotel? So many questions! Apparently after Brian and I found our way back to the hotel, Griff made friends with some other bands and harmonicad( I know that's not a word) his way around the island. I woke up seemingly refreshed, though having no idea what time or day it was.. I decided to do some yoga by the pool and read another book.. I closed my eyes for a bit on a lounger in the shade, which quickly was out of the shade and into the sun, and suffered a heinous sunburn on my poor white skin. So much for the skin cancer prevention I wrote about in the previous blog. The TVP show on the military base was great... the boys rocked the house, and Emma and I only got a few fire ant bites on our ankles. The next day we drove around the island, got great mexican food at Cholos in the North Shore and took a dip at Sharks Cove. We decided the day after, since we had such a late flight, we should drive up again and have some of the famous "shave ice" at Masimotos(spelling, again?seriously?) So back up we went, first stopping to snorkle in the Hanauma Nature Preserve.. It was beautiful! We finally boarded a plane at 10pm to get home to our baby in Charlotte, Nc.. we arrived swiftly at 7pm the next night... I still have no idea what time or day it is.


Flat Tire on the Way to Frisco

... So I might as well admit, I put another scrape down the side of the trailer, while pulling into my parents property in North Carolina.. In my defense it was a narrow, angled opening.. but why I am still allowed to drive the car is a mystery. Does Brian really get THAT sick of driving:) I mean, what's another 800 miles here or there? Anyway, I now know what I'll be getting Brian for his birthday; body work.. and not the fun kind. The trailer has had some other issues, I don't know if it's just normal wear and tear, or if truly Airstreams were meant to be driven to a destination and parked for awhile..I think we probably push it to it's limits too often. But so far our trusty car(knock on wood!) seems to be doing just fine. with the exception of the flat we got while filling it up in Texas. And of course I was driving it.. it was weird though... it was like this pokey thing was just sitting at the pump waiting for me to pull up.. Maybe my Subaru is sending bad driving juju from it's grave because of all the hell I put it through(but who doesn't drive Subaru to death?) Anyway, our jack was broken ,of course, so we called our car service dude to come change it out. I was kind of hoping to learn a little about unhooking the trailer, and changing the tire, where our jack is in the car, how do I get the spare off the back of the car...etc.. useful info. But Brian informed me that me standing there looking at him was drawing more attention to our problems and that I should just go sit in the car.. Apparently in Man Land it is emasculating to have even the most minor problems with your automobile. I did what I was told so as not to insight any kind of testosterone fueled argument in the hot Texas sun.

We did finally make it to Frisco, Texas.. where we played for Farstar, the company that designed Brian's crazy awesome website. Kevin Lofgren and his family and friends are wonderful people and we have enjoyed spending time with them. I would like to point out Kevin, that you've done a great job with renovating your office, however, I got stuck in one of your bathroom stalls.. Brian was in the middle of one of his more sensitive songs, so I didn't want to yell for help.. I was forced to carefully slide my wineglass under the stall and then slide myself under the stall.. I think I may have lost weight on the road and that's what made this possible because it's certainly not my yoga practice, which has been seriously neglected.

After Frisco we drove out to Possum Kingdom Lake. It is an amazingly beautiful, huge lake. We were so excited to get camping.. We roasted hot dogs on the campfire.. and after Evie finished those off Brian caught a possum which he skinned and roasted.. it was really yummy, tasted just like chicken..haha. Seriously though, Brian and I love roughing it in our Airstream.. There is nothing quite like settling into bed after a long day outside and watching a movie on your plasma screen..then waking up in the morning and making your espresso then stepping outside for a moment to smell the fresh air, and stepping back into the trailer to check your e-mail. We love it. We drove into Aledo, Tx to play a gig for Jack Graves Jr. and his family and friends.. it was a great night, Evie had some older girlies to play with. During Brian's set she even favored us with a tune from Annie. This was one of 2 shows we would be playing for the Graves family. We drove back to our camp to sleep.. then the next afternoon they picked us up on the lake in their boat and we rode to their cottage. We played outside in the sun, toured the lake in the boat.. at one point we even spotted a great horned owl perched atop a dead tree on one of the limestone cliffs.. it was very cool. Brian played some songs for all of us on the boat that had been anchored in a cove. We then drove back to the cottage and were treated to some AMAZING fajitas.. We ate ourselves silly and conked out on the boat ride back to our campsite. It was a great day.

So here we are back in Frisco. We are playing one more show for Kevin Lofgren and his family. His daughter, Finley, and Evie have become quite the pair.. They wore fairy costumes to dinner last night. Today we're getting laundry done, Airstream and car cleaned and packed up and we will be heading to Ft. Hood tomorrow for a show with the First Cavalry. We look forward to more adventures and will be a little sad to leave Texas. Brian even mentioned that he could imagine living here in Frisco, so who knows. That's what makes traveling so fun and important, you never know what city you're going to stumble upon that could be your next home.

So from Hawaii to Texas, Mahalo Y'all.

Friday, May 1, 2009


Well here we are.. on the road again. It's a rainy day here in Doylestown Pennsylvania, but Brian had a great show at Puck's Live last night. Doylestown is a quaint, cute little city.. with a hilly downtown full of cute boutiques and cafe's. Not such a great area for Airstream trailer parking.. so we had to park her at the hotel a little ways out of town and unhitch. Sometimes we have good luck with 2 metered spaces other times we are cursing our little silver bullet and wishing we had a good ol' fasioned RV.. Brian likes to pretend he's an old man driving an RV sometimes when he makes suspiciously illegal driving maneuvers. He says in his best old man voice "I"m just an old man, drivin' an RV, I don't know what I'm doing!".. As he crosses 4 lanes of traffic to get off an exit he nearly missed.

Evie has been a gem on this trip.. lots of singing in the car. Her favorites right now include a ridiculously bad 4 song cd from McDonalds(curse me!).. called Kid's Bop volume 4.. I pray to Shiva there are only 5 volumes of this awfulness but I suspect there's more like 100. She also really likes Lady Gaga's "Poker Face", and we have to admit, we like it too.. it's genious! However, the entire album The Fame, should have been previewed by Mom.. as Evie is repeating her favorite line from track 3 "I wanna take a ride on your Disco Stick".. which at 3yrs old she has no idea the other conotation of that verse... she probably thinks a disco stick is a really fun toy that she doesn't have. So we skip through to Disc 6 in our cd player and listen to the audio books I downloaded from Itunes.. Caps for Sale is a favorite as is Dr. DeSoto, the story of the mouse who is a dentist.

It's hard to eat healthy while we're on the road(see above paragraph reference to the dreaded Macdo).. But we do try. I pack the Airstream with dry goods and healthy snacks so that we're not just eating junk food. But we do find there is comfort in the "chain" restaurants. And after some unpleasant experiences on the road, familiar signage for a consistent eating establishment is welcomed.
Our current Top 3 chains are as follows:
1. Starbucks
2. Ruby Tuesday's
3. Red Robin

At the south pole of the list is:
Crapple Bees
Chilis

I would put the The Cheesecake Factory on this list but we don't find it that often.. when we do, sometimes I will take Evie there for lunch AND dinner.

Well, Evie and Brian are at the pool(another must have for hotels on the road).. she swims all her ya-ya's off and then is cool with driving for awhile in the car. Brian is very good about working out while we travel.. I am not so good, I didn't even pack my yoga mat! I may go buy a pair of running shoes and try my luck on the tread mill. I feel like I should apologize to my yoga podcast teacher Chaz Rough for being such a bad student these days.. there is always tomorrow. And I should be preparing my "beach body" for our trip to Hawaii that is coming up in the next couple of weeks.. The Verve Pipe has been asked to play for the troops and the first gig is in Hawaii.. so after his show in Raleigh, we will be flying out and while he is doing some very worthwhile entertaining I will be subjecting other guests at our hotel to my casper white body, my "mom" swimsuit and my huge hat.. I will look like a gigantic nerd(what else is new?) However, after watching my friend Nicole, and my mom have large incisions made in their beautiful faces to remove dangerous skin cancers I don't want to take chances.. this is a cautionary tale! If you're going to have a plastic surgeon do a little nip and tuck you should do it willingly, not to repair with painful grafting damage to your face, neck, chest etc.. from too much exposure to the sun. If you live in Grand Rapids and you want a really good airbrushed tan(they can even airbrush on some nice tummy muscles) You should go to Cheekystrut.com they are an amazing and "Green" salon that just opened downtown on Grandville Ave by the ballet company.

Well.. I'm off, hoping to make some "chick pea crunch" from thesaucyapron.com.. for the road today. We are heading to Easton, Maryland for a show tonight. Looking forward to some sunshine in the South East and seeing both my sweet parents and our dear friends Bill and Lisi in Charlotte, NC... We will keep this blog updated as often as we can.. and we will post pics of our travels too when we can borrow somebody's camera( see list below for logical explanation).. I"m really into lists right now so we will leave you with one.
Peace to all,
Brian, Lux and Evie (Tucker had to sit this tour out and is with the lovely Katie Lynn Cristofferson getting pampered)

Things we need and don't have on the road:

1. a camera( Olympus camera, death by car tire(backed over my purse), Canon(display was smashed inside our luggage), my old manual Nikon(skips frames, one picture, 4 black pictures, 1 picture, 6 blank frames).. polaroid(our favorite camera) needs really pricey film which they keep threatening to stop making.
2. a Joovy Zoom jogging stroller( so that I can whip this butt into shape the fun way)
3. A hybrid SUV, help our environment AND pull our trailer


Things we Have and don't Need on the road:
1. 12 pairs of shoes
2. Every single disney figurine that was ever created
3. The Fame, by Lady Gaga
4. poster from Titanic hanging in Brian's closet(WTF?)
just kidding.